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Why have abs of steel? They're just gonna rust!
(Still talking about Stomachs) Why have a 6pack when you can have the whole keg?!
Im flat out like a lizzard drinking!
Im as full as a fat lady's undies!
Dilligaf! :- Means: Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck!
Before you insult someone try walking a mile in their shoes, then when you insult them your a mile away AND you have their shoes!
Kiss me im blonde!
Sorry boys the only thing i blow are kisses!
In bed by 8pm.... home by 11pm =P
Eagles may soar but Weasels dont get sucked into Jet engines.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed because you never know who you might meet in ur dreams!
Awww.. Diddums...
Mirrors cant talk and lucky for you they cant laugh either!
Your mumma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued..
Eat right.. Stay healthy.. Die anyway..
When it starts to rain... Bring out the slip & slide!
Jesus is coming......hide the porn!
Practice makes Perfect.. But no one's perfect.. so why practice?
Did you know they're taking the word "Gullable" out of the Dictionary?
Im not crazy just ask my Camel Fred.
Your only bad if you get caught! So that makes me a good girl... right?!?
Dont do anything I wouldnt do, but if you do....... Do it twice!!!
Can't talk now, having a staring contest with a painting ::MUST NOT BLINK!!!!::
